Thursday, January 23, 2014

which is the best butlins or pontins in the uk?

camping place in blackpool on Claylands Caravan Park Camping Garstang
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Brooke Lor


which is the best Butlins or Pontins in the uk? that does loads of things for kids like a beach horse riding fun fairs everything please advice me would appreciate it


Answer
The best Pontins is Blackpool. Its a great place. The food is buffet service so you can get as many helpings as you like. There are 3 entertainment places plus a pub, The ballroom, disco and princess theatre.
Its a great place for the kids. Outside is a regular tram service into Blackpool but the pleasure beach is 20 mins walk if you prefer to walk. Also an bus takes you to the town too.

The famous tower can be seen from most parts of the camp.

Yes this is my favorite Pontins :))

who has the best jokes in the world!!!?




Joker P


FYI: best jokes=long, funny, intresting, and just not some crap that comedians use during these strip clubs at midnight who talk all these fv<k. No i do not care why there are so many starbucks or Mc donalds and please dont repeat jokes.


Answer
The world's funniest joke is a term used by Richard Wiseman to summarize one of the results of his research. For his experiment, named LaughLab, he created a website where people could submit and rate over 10,000 jokes.

The winning joke was submitted by Gurpal Gosall of Manchester:

â Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?" â

The second place finisher and early leader was this joke, submitted by Geoff Anandappa of Blackpool:

â Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars and tell me, what do you see?"
Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."
Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life."
And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
â

While this was the top joke in the UK:

â A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off â go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." â

In Australia the top joke was as follows:

â A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."




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